Both leaders arrived in Hanoi on Tuesday
President Donald Trump's former lawyer Michael Cohen will testify to Trump's lying, adultery and cheating in a hearing on Wednesday on Capitol Hill. The Daily Show's Trevor Noah joked about the news, saying "What other bombshells will he drop? That Abraham Lincoln didn't die from natural causes?"
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and Trump both arrived in Vietnam on Tuesday in anticipation of their meetings on nuclear proliferation. Kim showed up in an armored train because his train is 40 years old, so The Tonight Show's Jimmy Fallon joked that Trump told Kim he'd "only ride them when they're 18-25 years old." The White House said that the two will meet for a "small dinner," prompting Jimmy Kimmel to say "already, I don't believe it." Fallon also put together a customs-style test for Trump as a joke, with Trump's answers to questions like "Where are you flying in from?" ("the sky") and "How long do you intend to say?" ("I'll let you know once I read the Mueller report").