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Play of the Day: The Real Reason Trump Wants To End Birthright Citizenship

It may have to do with his children.

A USGS employee infected government networks with malware recently after watching pornography on his work laptop and connecting it to the network. Late Night's Seth Meyers joked about the news, saying the person working for the United States Geological Survey was just trying to get his rocks off.

President Donald Trump said this week that he wants to end birthright citizenship by using an executive order. He told reporters this week that it's "loud and clear in the Constitution that you don't have to go through the process of whatever they're talking about," prompting Late Show's Stephen Colbert to joke that the 14th amendment says "All persons born in the United States don't have to go through whatever we're talking about." The Daily Show's Trevor Noah joked that Trump has an ulterior motive: deport his sons Eric and Donald Jr., whose mother is an immigrant.

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