Comedy Central

Play of the Day: What Obama Has In Common With Flat Stanley

Mitch McConnell is not good at making fun of the president.

Mitch McConnell knows how to roast the president. Just ask him what Obama has in common with an inanimate piece of paper.

Plus: Sen. Pat Roberts makes a Freudian slip. Michelle Obama insults men. And Edward Snowden gets to stay in Russia (but that would've been his punishment anyway).