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Play of the Day: ISIL Wants To Be Just Like The United States

Will the Islamic State just end up with a VA waiting list?

The Islamic State has plans to create a new Islamic Caliphate spanning the Middle East. But making an empire of that size would mean that the group is going to have to become a lot like a place it hates: the United States.

Plus: Stephen Colbert finds the perfect solution to the tragedy in Ferguson, Mo. — a new way to help all people not see race.