Comedy Central

Play of the Day: Why America Is More Afraid of Ebola Than ISIS

A new threat is here to scare Americans.

The terrorist organization known as ISIS released a video responding to President Obama's strategy to "degrade and destroy" the group. But the"slick" production that seemed to style itself after a Hollywood blockbuster has no one running scared. Americans have more to worry about—like the deadly Ebola virus liquifying our lungs.

In contrast, Obama doesn't seem to care about either threat anymore: Instead of taking action, he's holding a picnic on his front lawn for members of Congress. 

Plus: San Diego Unified School District gets a military-grade armored vehicle and one-ups Los Angeles School District's grenade launchers.