Press Release Headline of the Day

Courtesy of the Families and Work Institute: "Older Workers are More Likely to Stay on the Job When They Have Control Over Hours, Workplace Flexibility, Job Autonomy and Learning Opportunities." Yeah, the rest of us don't care about any of those things. (This headline, by the way, narrowly beats out my second favorite of the day: "Sugar Does Not Cause Obesity!")

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