Play of the Day: Ted Cruz Picks a Running Mate, Despite Not Winning Anything

The Texan tapped Carly Fiorina to be his VP pick, but he's getting creamed by Donald Trump.

With nine victories between them this week, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are looking like the general election nominees. Late Night's Seth Meyers compared the matchup to a recent -- critically panned -- superhero movie, while Late Show's Stephen Colbert said it was "the matchup America did something to deserve."

Despite being in a distant second place to Donald Trump, Ted Cruz oddly picked a running mate in Carly Fiorina Wednesday. Late-night comedians all joked about this development with Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel and The Tonight Show's Jimmy Fallon all noting that this puts her zero steps closer to the White House. The Nightly Show's Larry Wilmore joked about Fiorina's bizarre singing at Wednesday's event, suggesting she sounded like a creepy young girl from a horror movie and wondering if anyone can be normal during this election cycle.