Government workers also don't make the list, surprisingly.
A study ranking the worst jobs in America has put lumberjack in the No. 1 spot, just ahead of newspaper reporters. No mention of politicians on the list, surprisingly. But the fifth worst job might have Stephen Colbert considering a new line of work — maybe, say, mathematician?
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