Toronto's crack problem is really just confined to its mayor's office. Thankfully, Rob Ford has stopped denying he has a problem... sort of.
Plus, the 2013 election results are in. The winners? Chris Christie, Lays potato chips, and all the Marty Walshes of the world.
And the latest in legislative news: the Senate recently passed the Employment Non-Discrimination Act. Stephen Colbert could not be more unhappy.