is set to be Obama's legacy-- and Stephen Colbert couldn't be happier about the enormous "techno-turd-taco" it's become.
Plus, fake Twitter accounts abound at the White House, and they're responsible for leaking classified information. The government is about to get a taste of its own privacy medicine.
And after years of risky, consequence-free business practices, the folks at JPMorgan Chase are finally agreeing to pay up. They're
forking over $13 billion
for misleading investors about subprime securities. It's the largest corporate settlement in history-- and the financial news media is up in arms.