Denny's Grand Slam.

What is it with Denny's and federal employees? First the restaurant chain had to fight for years back in the '90s to restore its image after six black Secret Service agents said they were denied service at an Annapolis, Md., restaurant. Now, the Washington Times reports, Denny's has again been forced to apologize, this time after an employee at an Arizona franchise typed in information on a Border Patrol agent's order identifying him as "Border Ass Whole." The employee has since been fired, presumably for lack of civility and not bad spelling.