True Stories of the Bureaucracy.

After I wrote about good ol' Matt Lesko (you know, Mr. Free Money From The Government) on Feb. 6, he sent me an e-mail saying how much he loved bureaucrats. Now he's showing his devotion by running a contest on his own blog seeking "amazing stories of people in government going out of their way to literally change people's lives." Only, as Wonkette points out, Lesko's not exactly getting the responses he's looking for. They include one from a former postal worker whose supervisor "made the job so miserable and hopeless that it became very clear that for my own survival I had to get the heck out of there."

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