From the You-Can't-Make-This-Stuff-Up Department: Shaquille O'Neal was recently sworn in as a deputy U.S. marshal and has joined a Justice Department task force that tracks down sexual predators who target children on the Internet. This puts him in very good company. You remember who else got the whole honorary law enforcement officer treatment, don't you? That's right: Elvis.
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