The First Family needs protection, even out on the water.
President Donald Trump was photographed recently with cash sticking out of his back pants pocket, with the president explaining that he used it to tip staff at the hotels where he stays on trips. Jimmy Kimmel joked about the news, saying the president also left notes that said "sorry the hand towels are orange now."
According to reports, the Secret Service is looking to purchase two Jet Skis and a trailer to "enhance safety/security for protective assignments on the water," as agents were previously renting them with their own funds. Late Late Show's James Corden joked about the news of the contracts, saying that the Jet Skis won't just be better to protect the First Family, but they will also be "really bitchin'." Corden also joked that the Secret Service only asked for two Jet Skis because they don't "want to blow their whole budget, because they're saving up for a monster truck."