You’re Fired!

The Homeland Security Department's list of mandatory removal offenses includes many that probably would come with a jail sentence.

• Aiding or abetting an act of terrorism.
• Buying, using, selling or transporting weapons of mass destruction.
• Allowing transportation of illegal weapons or materials to be used for the purpose of committing a terrorist act.
• Permitting the entry of an individual to the United States who could threaten homeland security.
• Soliciting or accepting a bribe that compromises homeland security.
• Misusing or divulging law enforcement information to unauthorized recipients, jeopardizing homeland security.
• Engaging in activities that compromise the economic or financial infrastructure of the federal government.

Source: Federal Register, Feb. 1, 2005, Vol. 70 No. 20