According to a new Pew report, Arabic is the the most-spoken language among new immigrants to the United States. Late Night's Seth Meyers joked about the news, noting that "whispering" is the second-most common.
President Donald Trump held an executive order signing Thursday repealing portions of the Affordable Care Act in the Oval Office. Some noticed that the president, as he got up and left, had to be redirected by Vice President Mike Pence to actually sign the documents. Jimmy Kimmel joked about the video, saying of Pence, "First thing the guy does all year and it's that." The Tonight Show's Jimmy Fallon compared Trump to when "a Roomba gets stuck in a corner" and Late Show's Stephen Colbert noted that perhaps Trump will forget the launch codes.