First Lady Melania Trump celebrated her 47th birthday on Wednesday and President Donald Trump tweeted his birthday wishes to her. Conan O'Brien joked that it was the first time Trump "has something nice to an immigrant" while Late Night's Seth Meyers joked that we all know what Melania wished on her candles.
The Associated Press reported this week that Trump uses a red button on the Resolute Desk to summon a butler who brings the president a Coke. Colbert joked that Trump had turned the Oval Office into "an eight-year-old's drawing of a dream treehouse" while The Daily Show's Trevor Noah worried about Trump confusing the Coke button with the other button. Sure, it would be bad to have an accidental nuclear strike if Trump got thirsty, but it would be just as worse to send Kim Jong-un a message in the form of a refreshing soft drink.