This week, Donald Trump won a mock election that was made up of over 700,000 Minnesota high school students. Late Night's Seth Meyers joked about the results on Wednesday, noting that "if high school votes determined who won, our next president would be whoever brings weed to prom," which Meyers pointed out, pretty much described Libertarian Party nominee Gary Johnson.
The White House announced this week that the next president will gain control in January of the official White House social media accounts such as the @POTUS Twitter account. The Tonight Show's Jimmy Fallon joked that this development could be a rallying point for Hillary Clinton, while Jimmy Kimmel joked that the famously lascivious Bill Clinton could take over the White House Tinder account.
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