Donald Trump campaigned at a Florida pumpkin patch this week, telling farmers that the election has been "rigged" against him. Conan O'Brien joked about the setting Monday night, saying the event had to be cut short because someone wanted to carve Trump's gourd-hued head.
A photo of Park Ridge, Illinois-raised Hillary Clinton reacting jubilantly to the Chicago Cubs World Series berth went viral over the weekend. In claiming her Cubs fandom bona fides, Clinton has said she attended games at Wrigley Field with her father growing up, but she's also appeared in public wearing Yankees gear. The Tonight Show's Jimmy Fallon joked that Clinton would flip flop to any team, including a generic "local sports team," while Late Show's Stephen Colbert suggested that Clinton would wear any hat you gave her. Well, maybe not any hat.
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