Play of the Day: Why Congress Isn't Passing Any Bills

With time running out on the legislative calendar, both parties in Congress are determined to outlast the other. Their goal? To keep any bills from turning into actual laws. Comedy Central star Jon Stewart likens this dance between Democrats and Republicans to a prolonged—and very painful—romance. 

Plus: Secret Service agents aren't doing the best job protecting the White House. But even if agency chief Julia Pierson is shown the door, she'll find it easy to just walk back in.