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Play of the Day: Deport Those Migrant Children Out of Love
The real way to spell "compassion" is d-e-p-o-r-t-a-t-i-o-n, according to Fox News.
Liberals think they are being "compassionate" by granting extrajudicial asylum to children fleeing violence and poverty in Central America. But Fox News and Stephen Colbert know that the "loving" thing to do would be to deport them, promptly, back to their gang-infested homes.
Plus: California's version of the death penalty was ruled unconstitutional. Bill Clinton will not influence Hillary's decision to run for president — or any of her decisions, really. Sarah Palin really wants to impeach the president. And President Obama deals with foreign policy just like he deals with Joe Biden: with a lot of patience.