Play of the Day -- Comedy Central declares an election winner

Colbert and Stewart go live for results and jokes.

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Only Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart aired new episodes last night, but they both went on live right as all news outlets were predicting President Obama would win reelection.

Colbert, of course, feigned horror. Stewart brought out a hologram of George Washington to discuss the election.

For today's must-see moment, fast forward to 2:31, when Colbert describes that now everyone's homes are "owned by the village" and that the lesbians will soon be moving in.