8 Ways to Solve the Postal Service's Budget Problems
Unfortunately, because it's The Onion, they're not exactly serious. Unless you think any of the following proposals might actually work:
- "Looting any mail resembling a birthday card from a grandparent."
- "Offering a free largemouth bass mailbox with the purchase of a USPS Premium account."
- "Launching new 'Please, Anyone, For The Love Of God, Mail Something' series of commercials."