FEMA Wins Support in Gulf Region

President Bush gave the commencement address at Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College yesterday, saying "there has never been a more hopeful day to graduate in the state of Mississippi." Meanwhile, the Gulf Times reported that this year, "FEMA is ready for hurricane season." But in this case, the "Gulf" in question is the Persian one; the Gulf Times is published out of Doha, Qatar.

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