Justice for T.O.

After receiving a fair amount of ribbing yesterday about his novel theory that the Philadelphia Eagles may have somehow violated antitrust laws by suspending malcontent wide receiver Terrell Owens for the rest of the season, Sen. Arlen Specter has decided to drop this hot potato in the lap of the Justice Department. "I have discussed this matter with lawyers at the Antitrust Division at the Department of Justice and I think it is better left to them rather than to the Judiciary Committee because of our heavy workload," Specter said. Please tell me the lawyers at Justice have more important antitrust issues to deal with.

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