Post Likes Mike

Agriculture Secretary Mike Johans couldn't have ordered up a more gushing profile than appeared on the Federal Page of today's Washington Post. A sampling: Mike dusts. Mike eats sack-lunch ham sandwiches with his wife. Mike goes grocery shopping. (And sees his own department's food pyramid!) Mike is a "compulsive window washer." Mike does his own ironing. Mike's "best time" is "when I'm out there, mowing the lawn." I'm sure he's a great down-home guy and all, but this is laying it on a bit thick.

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