Tommy Gun.

Nice work by Tommy Thompson Friday, jumping ship and saying, "for the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do." Oh, and he added that a flu pandemic was right around the corner, too. Nothing like going out by forcing your boss to field questions about whether the next trip to Burger King signals certain doom. If there was any lingering uncertainty about whether it was the right time for Thompson to move on, he seems to have alleviated it nicely.

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