Fed By Day, Call Girl By Night

News lead of the day, courtesy of UPI:

A former federal employee in Missouri who moonlighted as a prostitute received probation for unauthorized intrusion into a LexisNexis data base.

Candice Smith, a payment recovery specialist for the Center for Medicare and Medicaid Services in Kansas City, used the database, which contains personal information about U.S. citizens, for her job. But she also "gathered information that helped her with her side business," UPI delicately reports.

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