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Play of the Day -- Why voters are turning to Ron Paul; Plus: The year in unnecessary censorship
December 16, 2011 David Letterman last night joked about presidential candidate Ron Paul's recent surge in Iowa polls. He said, "Remember when Mitt says, 'OK, my gloves are coming off'? And then Ron Paul said, 'Alright, well, my teeth are coming out.'?" Well, it's paid off. Letterman presented a segment, "Why Voters Are ...
Play of the Day -- Fox News swaps Romney, Obama photos in GOP poll graphic
December 15, 2011 Jon Stewart had a message for Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney on The Daily Show Wednesday. "You're the guy who is so far to the left in his own party that this afternoon Fox News -- this is true -- accidentally used a photo of Barack Obama where a picture ...
Play of the Day -- Has Rick Perry read 'Runnin' for President for Dummies'?
December 14, 2011 During a recent interview with the Des Moines Register, Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry stumbled over Supreme Court facts and called energy company Solyndra a country. If only he had checked out some books from the newspaper's library before the interview. Watch to see which books Jay Leno "noticed" were ...
Play of the Day -- Mitt Romney's $10,000 bet
December 13, 2011 During the Republican presidential debate on Saturday, Mitt Romney challenged Rick Perry to a $10,000 bet over the former Massachusetts governor's position on individual mandates. "And Perry said, "'I'm not a betting man,'" Conan O'Brien said on Monday. "Perry also said, 'I'm not a spelling man, a reading man or ...
Play of the Day -- Newt Gingrich endorsed by the voices in Glenn Beck's head
December 12, 2011 GOP presidential front-runner Newt Gingrich was the target of late-night jokes this weekend. "Democrats in Hollywood now are starting to attack Republican front-runner Newt Gingrich," Jay Leno said Friday. "He makes millions of dollars for doing little work, he has ethical problems, he cheats on his wife with younger women. ...
Play of the Day -- Which Republican won the tuches kiss-off?
December 9, 2011 Washington is getting into the holiday spirit, Conan O'Brien observes on Thursday. "The White House held its annual Hanukkah celebration," O'Brien said. "It was a traditional Jewish ceremony, except for the part where it was hosted by a black man from Hawaii." And Jon Stewart graded footage from the speeches ...
Play of the Day -- Throw all the politicians in jail, Leno says after Blagojevich sentence
December 8, 2011 Jay Leno said Wednesday that maybe the people of Illinois are on to something after their former Gov. Rod Blagojevich was sentenced to 14 years in prison for corruption. "How lucky are the people in that state? Think about this. Look at all the money they're saving by not having ...
Play of the Day -- Perry's move for Cain supporters; Plus: Obama, Ron Paul grab the T-Pain mic
December 7, 2011 Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday presented a mock-campaign ad for Rick Perry in which the Texas governor and presidential candidate tries to appeal to supporters of Herman Cain. "Now that Herman Cain has suspended his run for president, there's only one GOP candidate left who can keep us laughing," the faux ...
Play of the Day -- Donald Trump's apprentice-style Republican debate
December 6, 2011 Everyone on late night was talking about Donald Trump's announcement that he will moderate a Republican presidential debate later this month. "Well that should help end the criticism that [people] in the party are millionaires and billionaires," Jay Leno joked. "Bring Donald, the man of the people!" And Conan O'Brien ...
Play of the Day -- SNL: Tyler Perry, Mark Zuckerberg and Verizon customer service more powerful than President Obama
December 5, 2011 Saturday Night Live's cold open this weekend starred Fred Armisen as a deflated President Obama who is coming to terms with his lack of power. "I used to think that being president meant you had a lot of power," Armisen's character said, speaking from the Oval Office. "But now I ...
