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Federal Union President on Republican Winning in 2016: 'God Help Us All'

Organized labor almost exclusively supports Democrats in the political arena, and 2016 has not been any different. The top two federal employee unions have both thrown their support behind Hillary Clinton.

For J. David Cox, national president of the American Federation of Government Employees, the stakes could not be higher this year, however.

“God help us all,” Cox told reporters on Monday of the possibility of a Republican winning the White House to succeed President Obama. “This country will be in a serious, serious situation.”

AFGE reached out to every major presidential campaign last year with a questionnaire on issues related to the federal workforce. Clinton; Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt.; and former Gov. Martin O’Malley, D-Md., all responded. AFGE executives have met with Sanders and Clinton, and Cox campaigned with the former secretary of State in Iowa.

None of the Republican candidates responded to the questionnaire.

“There is not a Republican candidate that’s running that hasn’t said they would annihilate federal employee unions and virtually every union in the country,” Cox said.

The firebrand leader cited Florida Sen. Marco Rubio’s legislation to ease the firing of employees at the Veterans Affairs Department, Donald Trump’s experience...

Bureaucrats Create Card Game to Poke Fun at Bureaucrats

When two employees at the Defense Department realized they needed so many levels of approval to drive their own cars across a state line for work purposes that people they had never even met were involved in signing off on the excursion, they decided they had to do something.

That something, it turned out, was to create a card game.

The Defense civilians working in research and development, who requested their names be withheld as they currently work at the department, are putting their finishing touches on the Government Worker card game -- in which the winner is the player who accomplishes the least amount of bureaucratic work.

The employees, who have spent 20 and eight years in the government, respectively, said they have seen things at the workplace “so surreal” they didn’t think anyone would believe them if they told the story. Instead, they decided to bring their experiences to life through their game. They partnered with a friend in graphic design and are currently seeking Kickstarter funding to pay for the printing of the actual game cards.

They describe the game as mix of Cards Against Humanity -- an adult-oriented party game -- and Uno. The players receive “work cards...

Really, Federal Government? You Don't Regulate Flamethrowers? Really?

Ever been so mad at something that you just wanted to just take a flamethrower to it?

According to Guns.com, “getting your hot little hands on one may be a lot easier than you think.” That’s because “there is no federal prohibition against owning a working one.”

Rep. Eliot Engel, D-N.Y., was astonished to learn that, and wants to do something about the situation. And, as Bloomberg Politics reports, because Engel is a fan of “Saturday Night Live,” and especially its former Weekend Update host Seth Meyers, he’s called his legislation the Flamethrowers? Really? Act.

In case you don’t get that reference, it’s a nod to a recurring Weekend Update segment called “Really!?! with Seth and Amy,” the Amy in question being Amy Poehler. In the segment, she and Meyers specialized in skewering celebrities and politicians. Here’s an example:

For Engel, the theme fit the flamethrower situation at the federal level (only two states, Maryland and California, regulate the devices). “You’d just assume—right?—that flamethrowers would be regulated,” he told Bloomberg Politics. “It just causes you to scratch your head and say, ‘Really?’”

Engel’s solution is pretty simple, and included...

How a Bureaucratic Job Turned Ted Cruz Into a Political Renegade

Sixteen years ago, when a young Ted Cruz moved to Austin, Texas, to work in the presidential campaign of George W. Bush, he had big aspirations. A lawyer by training and an indefatigable political operator, he envisioned ending up as White House counsel in a Bush administration.

Things turned out a bit differently. “When Bush won, however,” Shane Goldmacher and Daniel Lippman write in Politico Magazine today, “Cruz would not get the White House post he had dreamed of; instead, he found himself in the bureaucratic backwater of the Federal Trade Commission.”

“I burned some bridges on that campaign,” Cruz told Politico, blaming his youth and immaturity. “It was a difficult chapter when you poured your heart into something for two years and the desires of your heart are denied. That’s hard. And particularly when you’re seeing so many of your friends rewarded.”

The desires of Cruz’s heart involved working in the West Wing. The problem was his relative lack of experience and tendency toward self-promotion.

So Cruz had to settle first for a stint at the Justice Department and then a high-ranking position at the FTC, where he apparently threw himself into his work. Indeed, during...

Labor Secretary Likens Department’s Job Centers to Match.com

Saturday’s broadcast of the NPR news quiz “Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me!” featured Labor Secretary Thomas Perez describing his department’s 2,500 job centers nationwide as similar to Match.com.

Perez was introduced by host Peter Sagal as the man for whom “technically, his job is all the jobs. What exactly to you do?”

The secretary invoked the online dating service, saying “We help job seekers who want to punch their ticket to the middle class. We match them with employers who want to grow their business.”

Reminded that “this is still a capitalist country” and that the government can’t merely command employers to hire, Perez said, “We’ve worked with a lot of state and local governments to help raise the minimum wage because the Republican leadership in Washington has refused to do so.”

Asked if he was slandered during his confirmation hearing, he called that “a fair statement.”

Asked what skeletons were in his closet, Perez said he once went into a grocery and entered “a six –item line with nine items.” He revealed that as a teenager his first job was holding three paper routes, and that later he picked up golf balls...