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Do Stoners Come Up With Government-Funded Research Programs?

Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., released his final "Wastebook" this week, outlining what he considered misguided spending by the federal government on things like research programs. Some of the programs sound ridiculous -- a life-size foosball game? But are they ridiculous enough to have been thought up by someone stoned out of his mind?

Jimmy Kimmel seems to think so, as he played a game with his audience Wednesday evening called "Expenditure or Stoner?" Kimmel described a government program included in the Wastebook and asked his audience if they thought it was real or the workings of a weed-addled mind. Of the five programs Kimmel described, only two were made up by the show.

The actual programs Kimmel highlighted included the National Science Foundation-funded $856,000 study of mountain lion energy that had the cats on a treadmill in a lab in California, and a $171,000 study using monkeys to examine the idea of streaks in gambling. The monkeys gambling made the cover of the Wastebook.

Kimmel did up the government with two stoner ideas:

  • A metal foil that can keep mountains cold.
  • A microchip that can read a cat’s emotions.

Let's hope no one from NSF was watching ...

Feds Send Obama an Early Christmas Wish: An Extra Day Off

Christmas is still more than two months away, but one federal employee is not leaving anything to chance when it comes to time off around the December holidays.  

A petition published on the White House’s We the People website Monday asks President Obama to grant federal employees an extra holiday on Dec. 26, as a “good gesture to improve the morale of the federal workforce.” Since Christmas falls on a Thursday this year, the extra day off would create a four-day weekend around the holiday.

The petition – started by an employee in Oklahoma City – notes that such a move would not be without precedent. The two most recent years Christmas fell on a Thursday were 2003 and 2008. In both cases, President George W. Bush gave federal employees a four-day weekend.

President Obama did not offer feds any extra time off around the holidays last year, when Christmas fell on a Wednesday. But he did give them Christmas Eve off to create a four-day weekend in 2012, when Christmas was on a Tuesday.

To bolster the argument for an extra day off, this year’s petition also said some military bases are closing on Dec. 26 and forcing employees ...

A Double Dose of Luck for the Park Service

National Park Service staff at Arlington House in Virginia are celebrating their good fortune of late, having received not one but two significant gifts from private donors.

On Oct. 9, park rangers at the onetime home of the Custis and Lee families overlooking Arlington Cemetery unveiled  for reporters a striking Civil War-era stereo-view photograph of the enslaved Lee family housekeeper Selina Gray. It’s the second known image of an identifiable person among the 63 slaves owned by Robert E. Lee, but it’s also important because Gray played a leading role in preserving artifacts from George Washington’s family when they were threatened with looting by occupying Union troops.

The find illustrates the value of modern digital communications. Arlington House volunteer researcher Dean DeRosa, a specialist in vintage photography, discovered a Briton was selling the photo on eBay.

The opening bid? $20. The final sale price? $700, which the Park Service was able to come up with thanks to a donation from the private nonprofit friends group Save Historic Arlington House.

The second blessing is that the image—taken in front of the former slave quarters now used as exhibit space—will now be displayed more prominently in a ...

How to Stump the Smartest Man in Obama’s Cabinet

Billed as “the smartest man in President Obama’s Cabinet,” Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz was a good sport during a Saturday appearance on the National Public Radio quiz show “Wait Wait . . . Don’t Tell Me!

Moniz, who has chaired the Physics Department at Massachusetts Institute of Technology, calmly took the ribbing for his erudition from motor-mouth host Peter Sagal and his comedian co-conspirators. But the jabs were mostly about his “California in the 1970s” long hair, which Moniz noted has been described as the “best hair in the Cabinet since 1794.” He wowed the panel by insisting that, though he’s not a “nerd,” he does get approached by strangers who are young scientists expressing their awe at his scientific achievements.

Moniz took the broadcast opportunity to educate the national audience by promoting the president’s climate change initiative, labeling solar as his “favorite energy source” and noting the Energy Department’s role since World War II (by predecessor agencies) in caring for the nation’s nuclear weapons.

Sagal noted that Moniz’s predecessor on Obama’s team, Steven Chu, also appeared on “Wait, Wait…” four years ago.

The current Energy secretary was then hit with three trivia questions related ...

DHS Chief to Washington Post: Actually, 90 Percent of our Senior Positions Are Filled

With all he has on his plate at a time of border crossings and threats from ISIS, Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson took time to rebut a long Washington Post feature faulting his massive department for heavy turnover.

The Post’s Sept. 22 front-page article “disregarded the present,” Johnson wrote in a letter to the editor published Wednesday.

The Post had charged that DHS employees over the past four years have left “at a rate nearly twice as fast as in the federal government overall, and the trend is accelerating, according to a review of a federal database. The departures are a result of what employees widely describe as a dysfunctional work environment, abysmal morale, and the lure of private security companies paying top dollar that have proliferated in Washington since the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.”

But Johnson argued that during his tenure, “in the past nine months, there have been 12 presidential appointments to senior-level positions…In fact, 90 percent of all positions at the senior, executive-service level and above across this 240,000-person department are filled.”

He then listed the top executives either in place or as nominations pending in the Senate. “Over nine months, this department has ...