President Donald Trump attended the Army-Navy football game on Saturday and had trouble with the ceremonial coin flip. Trump didn't spin the coin, prompting Jimmy Kimmel to joke that, unlike "Michael Cohen, Michael Flynn and Paul Manafort," the coin didn't flip.
With the news that John Kelly will be stepping down, there are reports that Trump has had trouble filling the chief of staff job in the White House. The Tonight Show's Jimmy Fallon joked that Mary Poppins would be Trump's first choice, because she would "bring order" to Trump's life. Because no one wants the job, Jimmy Kimmel compared it to the job of Oscars host, while Late Show's Stephen Colbert joked that Trump is like the main character on a season of The Bachelor, furtively asking the crew members if they'll take a rose after all the women have said no.