Because didn't you hear? House Republicans are threatening to shut down the federal government over Obamacare! Michele Bachmann wishes she could do a victory lap.
Plus, will doctors be mandated to ask about your sex life under the Affordable Care Act? The late-night circuit think that's outrageous-- though, according to The Daily Show, probably not as crazy as Subway's new slogan.
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